The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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