I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You were trust falling into bushes
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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