I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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