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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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