We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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