bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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