If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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