You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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