I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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