Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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