Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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