You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
