ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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