they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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