so that wasnt chicken after all
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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