We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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