I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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