okay pat passed out under dana's car
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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