I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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