They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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