singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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