But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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