I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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