there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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