I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
