I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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