Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the day after is always just damage control
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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