I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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