not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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