my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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