garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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