hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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