how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
i think my cat just said my name.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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