He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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