So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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