we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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