he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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I still have a little drunk in my system
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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Have fun and good luck.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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