zippers are such a cool invention
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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