I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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