it's like iHOP with fire
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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