At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
party gras won. party gras always wins.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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