why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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