Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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