how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
