What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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