I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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