he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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