omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
pray to the hookup gods
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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