I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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