Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We were destined to go to rehab together
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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