i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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