Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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