THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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