Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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