idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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