I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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