That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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