Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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